Weasel wash

The act of washing your weiner in a sink

Man that thing stinks give it weasel wash

by Icey_dog5 June 10, 2025

Waste Weasel

When your pet becomes a scavenger of the waste lands of your environment.

Example: "I dropped crumbs on the carpet and that's when the waste weasel came a runnin."

by Mischiepple December 31, 2020

Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel

"That shit looks like a shit weasel."

by DonDsnger December 9, 2016

weasel newbrook

prick

for fucks sake weasel newbrook your suck a prick

by wiggwam June 28, 2015

Weasel

Someone who is a know it all and lives to correct people. Memorizes everything verbatim

Zach memorized the whole book verbatim and even corrected the instructor. He's such a weasel!

by rlosoccer August 27, 2017

Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020

fucking weasel

"Fucking weasel" is an insult that describes someone as sneaky, untrustworthy, or insincere, similar to a "sneaky snake". The term draws from the real weasel's predatory behavior, such as stealing from hen houses, which historically gave the animal a reputation for craftiness and slyness.

Don't trust him. He's a fucking weasel.

by kam75xx August 22, 2025