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Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

"(You asked for a back rub), and that means... Mr. Smith Goes to Washington?" - Ray Romano, Everybody Loves Raymond
by Davidus February 22, 2005
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Washington Ice Cubes

The act of freezing male ejaculate into the form of an ice cube and then making someone add it to their drink
Becca loves having my Washington ice cubes in her coke!
by Micheal Moore January 1, 2008
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Puerto Rican wishing well

When a man ejaculates into the belly button of his partner forming a reservoir of semen, the man then pisses out a kidney stone through his penis into the reservoir, thereby creating the noise of a coin being dropped into a wishing well.
Boy: Hey baby where do you want me to finish?
Girl: In the belly button...
Boy: ok but i think i have to piss a kidney stone, lets make a Puerto Rican wishing well.
Girl: ok and maybe tomorrow we can try a mongolian horse race.
by Dizzle doozzle dazz April 8, 2011
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Washingtonian

1) Someone from Washington.

2) A weird person who doesn't use an umbrella when there's clearly water falling out of the sky.

3) Someone who pronounces Oregon the WRONG way.

4) A person who thinks the world is coming to an end when it starts snowing.

5) A person who is technologically underdeveloped.
1) "I'm a Washingtonian."

2) "He got pneumonia from being in too much rain and died."
"Why wasn't he using an umbrella?"
"I don't know. He must be a Washingtonian."

3) WRONG way = Or-ee-gun
RIGHT way = Oh-ree-gahn

4) Me: "It's snowing!!!" *dances with joy*
Washingtonian: "Omg the world's coming to an end!!!! Everyone run for your lives!!!!"

5) "He died of heatstroke because he didn't have an air conditioner in his apartment."
"What kind of idiot doesn't have an air conditioner in their apartment when it's 115 outside?"
"I don't know; he must have been a Washingtonian. I hear they don't believe in air conditioning.
by Live.Love.Learn July 24, 2009
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washingtonism

to kill the presidents that already died.
"HE JUST FUCKED LINCOLN! he just committed washingtonism!"
by ktbadger January 6, 2008
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Washingtonville

An extremely small town in upstate NY that nobody ever knows, and is a melting pot of different types of people. It's in a very suburb area, and has so many places around it with amazing views (if you can find them!). Not all admit it, but it has great teachers (well... mostly) and schools that allow people create friendships that last them a lifetime.

The pot heads always work at Dunkin, and you catch the wanna be "townies" walking all over town after school gets out.

The WHS principal (Mr. Brian T. Connolly ) is the best principal of all time, and is attentive to every student, group/club, and aspect of his school. Each teacher truly loves their job and shows it- most teachers are actually WHS alumni.

WHS is very strong in arts, music, and media- the sports teams are getting there ;) All teams get lots of love regardless, and the students never fail to show support. All students show school spirit, and you're kind of an outcast if you don't. WHS has an incredible school district/town TV show: BGTV (Blue and Gold Television). Being on the news team is an elective for seniors and the show is very successful, especially after its "Golden Age" with the graduating class of 2019. Any student on the news team is famous in the Elementary Schools.

All students love being a "Wizard," and being apart of #WizardNation. All present and past students forever call WHS/Wizard Nation/Washingtonville their home because of the life, experiences, love, and friends that it's given them.
Did you go to Washingtonville's Varsity Football game last Friday? They got killed by NFA, go figure...

It's always the Washingtonville music students that dominate the county and state wide honor ensembles.

Washingtonville's news team is so good, why don't we have that?

Washingtonville? What's Washingtonville?
by musicianathlete23 September 26, 2019
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port washington, wi

A wealthy city located north of Milwaukee. The people that live there act that they live in the Hamptons, when in reality the city is just a fishing harbor with the history based off selling fish. The school district prides itself in being in the top percentile in the state and country, yet it seems more kids drop out than graduate. Overall, its a typical North Shore suburb.
You live in Port Washington, WI? I'm so sorry.
by wisconsinraised September 7, 2017
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