Sheffield jet wash

When your shaging a fat bird and she puts you off that much that you fake orgasm and give her a full bag of piss
I pulled this fat bird last night, she was so fat I had to fake an empty and give her a sheffield jet wash
by Junction 31 service center October 15, 2019
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sperm washing the helmet

In order to avoid swallowing the ejaculate after completion of a blow job, the individual will spit the ejaculate into his or her hand and continue stroking the penis.
My best friend the whore told me about sperm washing the helmet. What a great pro tip!
by turtle11666 June 22, 2020
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ball washing bastard

Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.
That lawyer my exwife has is a ball washing bastard.
by jimmybomm January 15, 2021
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Kielbasa car wash

When a person walks on their knees between two rows of men all of whom are helicoptering their penises, slapping her in the face as she goes by, similar to the wash cycle of a car wash.
The couple thoroughly enjoyed witnessing the kielbasa car wash while on vacation.
by UndercoverKR July 12, 2021
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Hairy Wash Burn

A burn so big caused from having sex with a wet hairy man...i.e. robin williams.
Girl 1: Got the fatest hairy wash burn ever from my boyfriend

Girl 2 : You go out with Robin Williams?
by Taylor Tee May 24, 2009
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tiajuana car wash

It is a Drinking Game were you slide a person down table. As they are being slid people pour thier beers and such on the person. At the end of said table a lady pours 2 bottles of tequilia down the person's throat. At the end of this the person can barely walk or talk.
Man: I just got the Tiajuana Car Wash
Woman: Yea how many Fingers am i holding up?
Man: pukes
by DamionF April 07, 2008
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washing machine theory

A premise or hypothesis that nobody understands, yet it is complex or ridiculous enough that nobody is willing to admit that they don't understand.
Other things have been called washing machine theories, but a washing machine theory is just a catch-all. A way to sound like you know what you're talking about.
Sarah Palin's plan to save the economy? Obamacare? Why does everything sound like a washing machine theory?
by Gern B. Blanston March 31, 2011
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