ball washing bastard

Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.

That lawyer my exwife has is a ball washing bastard.

by jimmybomm January 14, 2021

Ohio washing machine

When a corn fed ohio man bends a little Oklahoma boy over a urinal and takes him to pound town

Did you hear Asta gave Jef the old ohio washing machine

by Nitemare6969 October 25, 2022

Sheffield jet wash

When your shaging a fat bird and she puts you off that much that you fake orgasm and give her a full bag of piss

I pulled this fat bird last night, she was so fat I had to fake an empty and give her a sheffield jet wash

by Junction 31 service center October 15, 2019

Clinton's Car Wash

When you're engaged in coitus with a contortionist, penetrating her vagina, while simultaneously receiving a rim job from her.

"Apparently Jenny and Jake took a trip down to Clinton's Car Wash, they left with more dirt on their face than normal."

by yu-ghi-seff March 17, 2017

Kielbasa car wash

When a person walks on their knees between two rows of men all of whom are helicoptering their penises, slapping her in the face as she goes by, similar to the wash cycle of a car wash.

The couple thoroughly enjoyed witnessing the kielbasa car wash while on vacation.

by UndercoverKR July 11, 2021

tiajuana car wash

It is a Drinking Game were you slide a person down table. As they are being slid people pour thier beers and such on the person. At the end of said table a lady pours 2 bottles of tequilia down the person's throat. At the end of this the person can barely walk or talk.

Man: I just got the Tiajuana Car Wash
Woman: Yea how many Fingers am i holding up?
Man: pukes

by DamionF April 7, 2008

washing machine theory

A premise or hypothesis that nobody understands, yet it is complex or ridiculous enough that nobody is willing to admit that they don't understand.
Other things have been called washing machine theories, but a washing machine theory is just a catch-all. A way to sound like you know what you're talking about.

Sarah Palin's plan to save the economy? Obamacare? Why does everything sound like a washing machine theory?

by Gern B. Blanston April 17, 2011