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wankerneer 

that guy is a right wankerneer...
wankerneer by ponderosa July 31, 2006

wanker's jaw 

Closely related to wanker's claw, but involving the mouth instead of the hand; soreness of mouth due to an extended blow job.
I was totally going down on this guy when I developed a severe case of wanker's jaw.
wanker's jaw by get off my lawn March 15, 2009

Wanker chav 

a chav that is such a rioting wanker that they can only be described as a degenrate wanker chav. the word "cunt" may also follow such an insult
oh looks at them rioting cunts, looting crisps from poundland, arghhh them wanker chavs fuck me right off.

sub wanker 

Someone who plays at being submissive. Not the real deal.
That bitch totally led me on, what a sub wanker!
sub wanker by Master's toy May 6, 2007

cheating wanker 

See Rohan (7)

Lying, cheating, worthless scum of the Earth that hasn't had a shag in over a year cos' his dick is too infected.

Compulsive liar.
Stingy bastard.
Selfish gay prick.
Uuuuuuurgh look at that cheating wanker Rohan - gross!

Rohan tried it on with me and I puked up from the stench of that cheating wanker.
cheating wanker by saaaaaaaaaahgal January 20, 2008

Spanker Wanker 

someone who spanks thier dick to try and ejaculate
hey look at spanker wanker slapping his dick ha ha ha.
Spanker Wanker by juddah March 30, 2009