intoxicated.vampire

easily the best tiktoker on tiktok. so funny. best Chongyun cosplay. very funny

have you seen that one chongyun cosplayer on tiktok?

do you mean intoxicated.vampire??

yeah!

by intoxicated.vampire February 12, 2022

LA vampire

A girl from the city who parties all night and sleeps every day

Tom: “I met this girl last night who was so coked out she didn’t go to sleep until 8 in the morning! What an LA Vampire!”

by RickiAwful March 3, 2022

Chocolate Vampire

When you put plastic vampire teeth in your butthole and chew nicotine gum while yelling "I'M A VAMPIRE".

Friday nights me and the boys like to Chocolate Vampire it up, some call us vamp-damp-boys.

by xitalent March 17, 2022

Dirty Vampire

It’s when on ur birthday u stay locked in ur room and watch bratty sis Emily Willis and just jack off for the whole 24 hours or a week in the dark no sunlight just jerking

Bro I pulled a dirty vampire on my bday yester day and I’m really sore

by Bigger cock man May 13, 2022

Trans Vampire Skin

A term for the skin texture of transfemmes on HRT, with their skin typically looking lighter, smoother, and ambiguously younger compared to the usual progression of skin aging for women in their age range.

Trans Vampire Skin is also a revealing feature of a boymoder, with their skin being jarringly different compared to the men around them.

1: Wait, Lara is almost 30? I thought she was, like, an undergrad?!
2: That's that Trans Vampire Skin at work!

by EMPLOYEE 472 May 31, 2022

space vampire

a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.

Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents

by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022

Creativity vampire

Somebody who is not creative by themselves but gets more creative when they are working with a partner even if the partner doesn’t do that much except pitch ideas

Could you help me with a book I’m writing I’m a total creativity vampire

by Mr.braindead February 9, 2023