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urban dictionary 

where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.
My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.
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urban dictionary 

a cool site where people add cringey word definitions
*opens urban dictionary*
today is national slap ur friend day

Urban dictionary 

it's like the regular dictionary but shittier
Urban dictionary doesn't know how to use grammar correctly
Urban dictionary by Rwrwrwrwrwrw November 7, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

I ain't gonna tell you. If you're looking this up, you're bored as hell, and are probably procrastinating on something important. (Like I am right now.)
Why should I waste my time on Urban Dictionary when I should be working.
Urban Dictionary by askkkkkkk November 11, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

A place we all go when we're bored...Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
And its a people place.
All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
Urban Dictionary by Waifu!~ November 14, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

If you ended up here, i don't know what you were expecting
Person 1: Hey, let's see what Urban dictionary means on urban dictionary where we can see what urban dictionary means!

Person 2: Sure!
Urban Dictionary by iAmBadAtUNO November 17, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

The place where dumb asses go to waste away at their lives instead of doing something useful.
Jack: Man have you gone onto Urban Dictionary?
Jill: No Jack, only dumb asses go onto Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary by suck my d*** November 24, 2019