turd on a stick 

A piece of crap on a stick that is perfect for eatting.

I just found a turd on a stick.

turd on a stick by smeezekitty May 11, 2010

turd-tarded 

a new word for dumbshit
someone too stupid to wipe their own ass

Wow people these days sure are turd-tarded morons.

turd-tarded by Price Pfister March 3, 2007

turd counter 

an extemely anal retentive and obssessive compulsive person

John keeps meticulous notes on his bowel movements i.e. size, shape, color, consistency, how they feel when they come out. Nothing escapes John's attention. John...what a turd counter.

turd counter by Michael Mcfascist December 9, 2008

Turd Sock 

Someone who is worth almost as much as a steaming poo inside of a dirty sock.

God Johnny, you're such a turd sock!

Turd Sock by MafiaMan979 June 10, 2009

turd squirter 

another name for the anus.

my turd squirter is so sore from all the diarrhea i've had this week.

turd squirter by poopshoota November 14, 2010

Turd Pond 

A pond or lake that smells like a turd and looks like someone turd alll over it.

I live right next to a Turd Pond and it stinks up the whole neighborhood!

Turd Pond by ShadowCaster07 May 9, 2011

turd burger 

Nickname for the Buffalo Sabres' yellow alternate jerseys.

"It’s a third jersey. If it’s a turd burger I’ll have to put it on a bun and eat it. It’s the way it is."

turd burger by tjd92295 November 24, 2013