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Triple Red Wings

Performing oral sex on a menstruating female in the mens room of a Buffalo Wild Wings while a Detroit hockey game is on.
After I finished off my Inferno Wings, Janie was giving me those fucking puppy dog eyes like she needed attention. I took her into the john, propped her up on the toilet and went to town in a feeble attempt to get the burning sensation out of my mouth. She neglected to tell me she was mortally wounded because she was bleeding like Niagara fucking Falls. When she finally released my head from her thigh death grip I heard the crowd outside roar...fucking Red Wings scored again! She's gonna need some celery for that vag, bitch shoulda waited until I wet-wiped my mouth. Triple Red Wings earned.
by Doctor_Joystick March 8, 2013
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Triple-Dip Recession

The kinkiest guy you know. Ddlg, BDSM, anime school girls, you name it. He will literally stick an entire stick of butter up your ass and eat it like chocolate ice cream. He will bite your nipples so hard you'll get war flashbacks, even if you've never been to war. He'll cum in yogurt and feed it to your grandma. He doesn't give a fuck.
"She's so Triple-Dip Recession, last time we had sex, it gave me PTSD"
by BreadGod September 21, 2016
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The Triple Six Standard

The Triple Six Standard represents the three characteristics most women yearn for in a man. The first is being 6 feet tall or taller, the second is having a 6-inch penis or larger, and the third is having an income of 6 figures or more.
Yeah, the Triple Six Standard is harsh, since two of the three characteristics we have no control over. - random upset man
by SithLordTrevor February 18, 2020
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DUI Triple Double

A DUI triple double is where you go twice the speed limit, have twice the allowed amount of alcohol in your system, and flee twice after being detained.
Suspect: I am averaging a DUI Triple Double this year.

Cop: You're proud of that?
by PWS27 May 22, 2017
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Triple Decker Blumpkin

An act involving 3 willing participants. The first participant removes the lid of the cistern on the toilet and sits in while proceeding to take a nifty little dump inside. The second part-taker sits AC Slater style on the toilet bowl performing fellatio on the first participant whilst pissing into the toilet. The third and luckiest particpant will be kneeling like an alter boy with their lips firmly clasped in a suction grip around the anus while the second participant power dumps into their mouth. To finish the third participant then proceeds to splurge a creamy-corny parcel onto the bathroom floor.
Larry: you should have seen what I caught peter doing earlier. I walked into the bathroom and he was sitting top-deck in the ensuite having a triple decker Blumpkin with with Greg and Sarah. Shit everywhere.

Nora: :O
by TheBlumpkinator August 1, 2012
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triple T

To The Toilet
a word used when you don't have enough time to say the full un abreiviated version or you'll soil yourself
by cai3i3age October 6, 2005
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oh baby a triple

"Oh baby, a triple!" is a phrased coined by a child playing one of the Call Of Duty games. He happens to be wielding a sniper rifle during a round of ffa, and while camping comes across 3 people standing in a line. He fires, and headshots all 3 players, shortly after saying "Oh baby a triple! Oh yeah!" The term is commonly used among gaming communities, and it may be used as a literal term to describe a triple kill, or it would be used as sarcasm, to show someone their accomplishment wasn't very important.
"Just got a triple kill in call of duty!" "Oh baby a triple!"
"I just noscoped someone for the first time!
by Johnyknowhow March 15, 2015
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