cooked

When someone or something is truly, utterly, and definitively fucked, typically with little or no hope of recovery

"Damn, Joey didn't revise shit for tomorrow's exam, it's the entire year's material!"

"Bro is cooked"

by MrSonnen June 11, 2024

cooks feet

All the built up dead skin on a Chef feet that allows him to stand on his feet for long periods or hours throughout the day

Man, I just did a 15 hour shift at the restaurant, but thanks to cooks feet my feet don’t hurt

by #ChefLife August 19, 2018

Glass Cooking Tycoon

A game about cooking meth and selling it to people for a profit. but to be on roblox, its chemical made glass (Meth) which you can eat

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Glass Cooking Tycoon? it is a game where you make meth-
Person 2: ITS GLASS. FOR WINDOWS. NOT METH. It's for windows yeah?
Person 1: Right i forgot. yeah its glass

by ThatSharkyDude August 16, 2024

catherine cooke

Sexiest bitch in the fucking nation STUPID THICC AND HOT. Can shut a bitch up quick, and is a very loyal person( if she likes you of course), which is highly unlikely. Everyone else is trash besides her.

Catherine Cooke is da best

by Heyyyyybitches June 2, 2018

Jiggle Cooking

The act of putting food inside ones anus and shaking it until cooked

Barney: Yo are we Jiggle Cooking tonight?
Ted: Yeah I can get the carrots but only if Marshall helps you get the steak in your ass

by Olegard April 18, 2022

Cane Cook

SUPER COOL GUY

Cane Cook is super cool

by CANEzz November 3, 2017

Cooked cock

A cooked cock is when you cook your cock you only know it is cooked when it starts to sizzle

I have a cooked cock yurrr

by Brendan haith November 9, 2020