sock monkeyed

A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.

Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.

by Goat R. May 12, 2008

ceramic sock

Usually a tube sock that has been ejaculated into. The man juice hardens over time

Siddesh just sits in his room making ceramic socks all day

by FigBat Diggernick June 20, 2016

action sock

A military garment used for extended periods on operations to catch male nocturnal emissions, thus preserving the cleanliness of ones sleeping bag

I was thinking of the missus last night and had to use the action sock

by Action Sock February 20, 2015

poop sock

mom found the poop sock

hey guys i cant hangout, my mom found the poop sock

by orbit.exe July 5, 2019

Sock Nap

When a person takes, or more particularly "collapses into," a nap with the person's socks on due to a mentally depleting or tiring experience.

Friend 1: Have you talked to anyone about what happened at the party yet?
Friend 2: Just Shahin. I called him about it and he got so hyped that I had to take a sock nap afterwards.

by Gettin'Trippy September 15, 2019

Funny socks

Putting your socks on half way and dancing.

do the funny socks Ashleigh!

by Spermhands October 6, 2018

Sock Color

Something you notice or ask for after a hookup or sex. A code word used as a thank you the morning after, and a sign of paying attention to a female.

Hey, your sock color looked good on you last night

by Butt Saggington September 23, 2019