Poop Driving

When you are driving your car like an idiot because you are going to shit your pants.

Officer: Sir do you know you were going 80 mph in a 25 mph zone?
Driver: of course officer, I was going to shit my pants
Passenger: He was poop driving sir.

by Mina Minogue July 24, 2008

Poop Flakes

Airborn fecal matter expelled during flatulation.

"Dude! You just got Poop Flakes in my eye!"

by The Mystery Gang March 25, 2009

wet poop

poop that isnt solid. wet poop normally occurs after a long night of drinking

Man...after all that beer last night...i had wet poop this morning

by BohMan February 11, 2008

poop splash

When you drop a deuce and the water splashes up and hit's your butt hole.

I just dropped the kids off at the pool and got poop splash all over my ass!

by Big Daddy Hammer Fist October 16, 2008

poop soup

A combination of dog and cat loaves picked up in the yard and cooked over a campfire. The bowl weevils and roundworms really make this a tasty treat.

"I put the poop soup back in fido's butt, where it came from."

by Running out of patience April 8, 2007

intermission poop

When you’re asked to take a break from pooping a massive load so someone else can use the bathroom and then coming back to resume your poop.

“can you hurry up??”
“im pooping”
“then take an intermission poop”

by lucyiscoo1 May 6, 2021

poop racing

the act of deficating on 45° waxed paper slides, with the goal being to have the fastest poo down the 'chute'.
athletes take care to prepare their feces in advance, to be streamlined, yet sluppery.
racers can choose from slalom, time trial, or side by side racing.

shooting poop for all your worth, racing poop down a sluppry slide for death or glory. "poop racing"

by rndmvoo February 20, 2009