The New Yorker

The act of crafting elegant prose with one's penis on a Zoom call.

Jeffrey Toobin worked diligently at The New Yorker to the surprise of all his peers online.

by Marc Mushroom October 19, 2020

ride the Nue

Cruising down; The Block, Your Street, the main street in your neighborhood. The Avenue. A street where there is typically a lot of foot traffic or action. Street with a lot of clubs, bars, drugs, prostitutes, beggars, street vendors etc.

Aint nothin crackin off til about 11pm we might as well just ride the nue.

by Trinide May 12, 2007

taking the nut

when someone is sucking a penis and the guy ejaculates in their mouth and they swallow it

stacy likes taking the nut because spitters and quitters

by taking the nut July 8, 2017

said the pope to the nun

much like that's what your mum said last night, but can be good when that gets old.

Person A: "geez this is stuck, couldja unzip this for me-"

Person B: "-said the pope to the nun"

A & B = lol...

by Mesosade February 28, 2009

Bee in the nest

The strange incredibly sharp pain one might get after urinating, that just dosn't go away.

Right we're ready to go, got your ke- OH GOD - BEE IN THE NEST! BEE IN THE NEST!!!

by e1 May 14, 2005

the niebergall

The dirtiest of dirty. such an unspeakable, disgusting sex act that it's even too dirty to describe on urban dictionary. Imagine a Cleveland steamer combined with a Pasadena mudslide with a donkey punch to finish it off...its worse than THAT!

dude, I totally did the niebergall with your mom last night.

by TheExxxpert October 27, 2009

The neck

1.When someone says something stupid and you slap the back of your neck. (Or vice versa )
2.When someone tries to diss you (or say you will mess up on something ) and they either fail or are wrong, you slap the back of their neck. (Or vice versa )
3.When someone violates or rejects you successfully, you then slap the back of your own neck.

1. "Mark asked how to spell air so I gave him the neck."
2. "I told Carlos he would miss his 3-pointer and when he didn't , he gave me the neck."
3. "After Tom was rejected by Sally, he gave himself the neck."

by RickDaHylianWarrior December 24, 2013