When someone is getting on your nerves and keeps talking to you you say, "are you callin me a paper towel?"
Sammi says to Casey after she keeps going on about her boyfriend. Sammi says " are you calling me a paper towel?"
by Casey and Sammi February 27, 2004
Get the Paper towelmug. Definition: when a fuckboy simp male is so desperate for emotional attention that he becomes drawn to and constantly attached to females that appeal to him— similar to how a paper clip is drawn to a magnet (ergo the name)
Interelectual 1: look at chad, he’s always following her around, he’s drawn to her like a magnet
Interelectual 2: exactly, perfect example of paper clip syndrome
Interelectual 2: exactly, perfect example of paper clip syndrome
by olives&basil March 16, 2020
Get the paper clip syndromemug. {Ed}: Myrna, can you run get me another roll of assiton assimilators please? This roll fell into the can, becoming toilet bowl paper!
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?
by Telephony September 22, 2014
Get the toilet bowl papermug. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.
by HAS 2006 December 8, 2004
Get the Rock Paper Scissorsmug. by gbrd January 6, 2008
Get the brown paper bagmug. Eric: Have you seen Gavin recently? He looks about 40...
Simon: Yeah, he must have had an uphill paper round.
Simon: Yeah, he must have had an uphill paper round.
by NowBor October 19, 2009
Get the Uphill Paper Roundmug. by Asa Guy December 27, 2008
Get the paper hat joemug.