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worthy farm

To get so drunk that you shit in your or your girlfriend's bra and then throw it up a tree, lamppost, aerial etc.
I got so shit faced last night I did a worthy farm at my girlfriend's parents house, to say she was displeased was an understatement.
by Oz10expl June 30, 2022
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JJ Farms

The number one cannabis farm in the world.

A beacon of Science, Truth, and Sustainability.

Putting out nothing but fire.
Customer: Do you guys carry the strain “Island Boi”?
Bud tender: Fuck yea fam, JJ Farms only puts out fire.

The Southern Oregon fire department donated to their business this year because of all the fire they put out.
by Nadine Southerland November 23, 2021
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The Squirrel Farm

A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.
Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."
by ziater September 4, 2008
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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights (people submissive to you or blind-loyalty style protective of you), typically from male to female; - manipulating another's empathy bias for profit.

It is usually immoral, exploitative, pragmatic (psychopathic).
A type of scam. Similar to gold digging.
Also this is how the money is made on personalized adult sites and by online influencers.
- This poor OnlyFans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're being parasocial.
by veinsofgold June 10, 2024
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calm your farm

A phrase created by Ethan Lockyer when playing four square at primary school in 2015
calm your farm Flynn calm your farm, stop hitting little boys with balls
by goofcakes May 24, 2024
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Old potato farming btard

Glenn Attridge
Glenn Attridge is an old potato farming btard
by Assridge November 16, 2011
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Literally Animal Farm

When someone who claims to support a group or cause betrays it after gaining a position of power.
Cobalt: You said you supported freedom of speech before becoming a moderator, right?
Sapphire: I did.
Cobalt: So why did you ban a guy for talking about government collision?
Sapphire: Because no one should believe those lies.
Cobalt: *sigh* Literally Animal Farm.
by Blues and Dumbness September 26, 2024
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