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Freedom Dive

When a fat american bitch is so fat, that you can use her pussy as a swimming pool to play Marco Polo in with your friends.
Yesterday after college, I went Freedom Diveing with my homies.
Ok!
by aiwefal May 1, 2025
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Diving for cresh

To go on the search/hunt for girls, or pussy if you will.
Dude 1: Dude we're going out tonight, you comin?

Dude 2: what you doin?

Dude 3: Diving for cresh, you know how it be
by warmonger1260 March 30, 2016
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Drum Dive

A ‘technique’ where a band's drummer or another member of the band intentionally physically jumps or falls into the drum kit at the end of a show. The jump is often compared to the action of jumping into a bed.

The term is most famously associated with The Who's drummer, Keith Moon, who would have bandmates dive onto his drum kit. More recently, Emily Armstrong (formerly the singer of Dead Sara and currently the co-lead vocalist for Linkin Park) was known for performing this antic on stage at the end of her shows with Dead Sara.
Person 1: I’ve been watching some of Emily’s Dead Sara shows after she joined Linkin Park. She just keeps doing drum dives!
by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink November 27, 2025
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scandanavian scotch diving board

laying your tip on someone’s open mouth and pouring scotch down your shaft
rob tried to give me the ole scandanavian scotch diving board last night but it was too small
by Averagefloridian July 3, 2025
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septic tank deep dive

A rather literal term referring to the action of deep diving in a common household underground storage tank containing fecal matter.
The use of this term is a great term to use to insult someone!
(see below)
Joey - Screw you Curtis, why don't you go for a septic tank deep dive you ass!
Curtis - I have chlamydia.

Milton - What do you do for work Henry?
Henry - I go for septic tank deep dives in peoples front yards!
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Dumpter Diving

When someone shoves their hand deep into a partner’s anus in a clumsy, uncontrolled way while trying to retrieve a condom or toy.
"I had to go "Dumpter Diving" in my wife last night. It wasn't pretty."
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
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premature dive

Since he hadn't had sex in a long time, he took a premature dive to not be called a minure man.
by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017
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