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Cleburne, Texas

A town in Texas that has a lot of country boys, rednecks, druggies, sluts, and just plain wierd people. Very few normal people live here.
Person #1: See that kid over there?

Person #2: Yeah.

Person #1: They're from Cleburne, Texas.

Person #2: Oh, they're weird don't talk to them.

Person #1: Duh, who doesn't know that?
by XARAMAIT!!! June 22, 2011
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textaholic

someone who cannot resist the urge of texting even for a minute.

text addict.

excessive use of cellular phones by texting.
Janna is a certified textaholic!
by oklahomacity March 13, 2009
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shithole of texas

Roby, Texas, Pache Parks loves it there, but he's the only one
by jason estes February 21, 2009
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Georgetown Texas

A town in central Texas, mainly populated by Southwestern University.

Also the only known member of Team Plano that doesn't actually live in Plano. There still might be some that no one is aware of though.
I need some Cocaine...better head to Georgetown Texas.
by Wange October 11, 2006
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Texas Tuxedo

A Texas Tuxedo is when you wear a Tuxedo jacket, a Tuxedo shirt, a bow tie, jeans, and cowboy boots.
I wore a Texas Tuxedo to JSB and it was sick
by KelW January 23, 2014
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The Texas Wet Dog

1. Originated in Texas, The Texas Wet Dog, is a common sexual maneuver in which a man first performs the pull and pray method during vaginal sex and then commences to bust his nut. A dog, (preferably fuzzy, small and hand held) sits on standby near the area of occurrence, and is used as a means of cleaning up the man's love juice.

2. Other forms include the Texas Dirty Dog, where soon after anal sex, the dog (preferably a German Shepherd) cleans up the excess fecal matter.
John: Want to get your suck on?
Shandra: Yeah! But I'm not sure about the cleanup...
John: No worries, we have Rover for the Texas Wet Dog!
by Connor Blake Simons June 6, 2009
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Mildred , Texas

What was originally established as a stop along the Brazos Valley Line railway due to the oil boom albeit shortly experienced evolved into the last stronghold in Navarro County for the rich white man to safely send his daughter to school free of the retches of diversity that's seen at Corsicana High School ( WAKANDA FO-EVUH )
Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard you were sending Cheyenne Ray over to the school in Mildred , Texas.

Francis Hicknboots - Well Bobby , I tell you... I'd rather not have interracial babies and a meth addicted daughter in my family. Gotta keep her safe from DEM BOYZ.

Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard that brother !! Hoo-ahh!!
by Microwave_Confessions January 23, 2021
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