text trap

When someone ask you a question over text and you dont want to ansewer it for personal reasons, you send them a sexual or random picture to distract them from asking you again. This can also be used to annoy someone by randomly sending the picture. Or it can be used to restart a conversation. (not reccommended)

Guy 1"Last night Kelly caught me in a text trap"
Guy 2 "Lol no way what did you ask her?"
Guy 1 "i just asked if she had sex with Amy and she sent me a picture of a big hairy dick."
Guy 2 "Wow a week ago she sent me a picture of two fat people having sex just so I would text her back but she didnt respond cause i was yelling at her."
Guy 1 "Crazy bitch"

by kiwi bastard May 20, 2011

textaffair

An affair between two people that involves constant text messages on daily basis. This type of affair dose not involve sex between the two people. It may hover include talk or images of a sexual nature.

Steveo is jelous of the textaffair between his wife and close friend.

by Foda78 August 21, 2008

Text-n-twitch

Attempting to drive and text at the same time... without much success.

You look over and see a car swerving aimlessly, and the driver is looking at his/her lap...

'Hah. That chick needs to practice. She's got a bad case of the text-n-twitch...'

by BIGmack101 May 18, 2009

text blank

When you accidentally send a blank text message.

Jon:
Matt: ????
Jon: Oops, I text blanked.

by the female gamer July 13, 2009

Text Mackaging

A SMS message sent with the purpose of 'macking' or 'hitting' on a person of desire. Flirtatious in nature, usually cryptic or ambiguous in hope for a response.

You remember Sarah from the party? I've been Text Mackaging her so I can tap that this weekend.

by MarloStanfield11 July 4, 2010

Text Fingers

The state one's fingers are in when texting extremely fast.

Oh snap, that chick has got fast text fingers!

by flakycake May 6, 2010

Text-Ditcher

A person that decides your conversation isn't important enough even for a simple "gtg" or "bye". They simply just stop texting as if they didn't get your last text.

John: "Dude, wtf? where'd you go last night?"

Jack: "Oh sorry man, I was bored with our convo so i stopped texting."

John: "You're a total text-ditcher!"

by Konnor with a K May 25, 2010