A test popularized by LiftBigEatBig.com, The butt test is a simple method for measuring the size of the Gluteus Maximus muscles on an individual. In layman's terms, its measures how big your butt is. First, have your test subject lie on the ground, face down, preferably with their hands above their head. Load a barbell with either iron 45's, or standard size bumper plates. If the barbell rolls over their glutes without touching, that athlete is in serious trouble and needs MOAR SQUATZ immediately. If the barbell touches the glutes, that athlete will earn an acceptable score (could still use some more squats though). If the athletes glutes completely stop the barbell from rolling forward, that athlete has earned a gold star and should probably celebrate by doing some squats.
"Did you pass the butt test?" "No man, I haven't been squatting like I should be."
"That girl passed the butt test, she must be doing her squats"
"That girl passed the butt test, she must be doing her squats"
by LiftBigEatBig February 7, 2012
Get the The Butt Test mug.The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
Go do the Fitness Gram Pacer Test.
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The act of watching and judging people exiting a convenience store, usually while sitting in a parked car or pumping gas out front.
"Passing the 7-11 Test" means someone who looks especially good, often inciting a double-take, swoon, or wolf-whistle (at least on the inside), among the otherwise random collection of humanity who pass through those doors.
"Passing the 7-11 Test" means someone who looks especially good, often inciting a double-take, swoon, or wolf-whistle (at least on the inside), among the otherwise random collection of humanity who pass through those doors.
Damn, girl! You passed the 7-11 test! Glad you were getting into MY car!
Seeing my own reflection in the store window, I had to admit, I passed the 7-11 test!
Poor girl, with those thunder thighs and muffin top, she definitely failed the 7-11 test.
Seeing my own reflection in the store window, I had to admit, I passed the 7-11 test!
Poor girl, with those thunder thighs and muffin top, she definitely failed the 7-11 test.
by redshirt58 May 1, 2011
Get the 7-11 Test mug.A method of psychological evaluation. Psychologists use this test to try to examine the personality characteristics and emotional functioning of their patients. It is similar to the Rorschach inkblot test, only rather than using ink on paper, the psychologist defecates slightly, squeezes his cheeks together, and then spreads them, revealing a chaotic and roughly symmetrical "stinkblot." The psychologist questions the patient about his immediate thoughts, searching for insight about the patient's mental condition.
The Stinkblot Test is used primarily in third-world countries where ink is not readily available, but is seeing increased usage among environmentally-minded therapists in an effort to preserve resources, particularly in southern California. Its most major drawback is that it cannot be effectively performed by darker-skinned therapists.
The Stinkblot Test is used primarily in third-world countries where ink is not readily available, but is seeing increased usage among environmentally-minded therapists in an effort to preserve resources, particularly in southern California. Its most major drawback is that it cannot be effectively performed by darker-skinned therapists.
Since the patient's condition was very complicated and difficult to understand, his therapist decided to perform a Stinkblot Test.
by Rai-Rai December 17, 2008
Get the Stinkblot Test mug.The test given to an extremely drunk chick to see if she is fuckable. Involving lifting and dropping her arm 3 times to see if she is cohearant.
by JAM May 16, 2004
Get the The 1-2-3 Test mug.When a friend is using the urinal or peeing in a stall, you yell "Earthquake Test!" and then push them forward while they are peeing.
by Bizzle August 17, 2004
Get the Earthquake Test mug.When you squeeze a lemon down a chicks back and let the juices run down to her ass crack to her vagina to see if she screams to check for STD's.
Jessie Shawn De Leon brought a crack whore home from Sherlocks to smash papas with in San Antonio Tx but before he got down to business he gave her the lemon test, the bitch screamed like a banshee and he said "BITCH!!! Get the fuck out!!!! And so she did.
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