The Ten Commandments

1. be gay do crime
2. sweater weather
3. they look so pretty it hurts
4. dreamnotfound
5. yeah i’ve met jared (of course i’ve met jared!)
6. 66
6. clear phone case
6. cuffed jeans
9. elsa

10. cottage in the woods

“it’s the ten commandments duel”
“number one”

by anonymous February 5, 2021

Top Ten Times I Asked

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.

I read Top ten times I asked today. I'm amazed. Life changing.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

ten rope

When you're skipping rocks and your rock skips ten times. Not to be confused with ten roping, when you're ejaculating and you have ten consecutive ejections.

"I ten roped that bitch"

by thechinasaur January 9, 2021

Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.

Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.

by Macfac January 25, 2019

Chick-ten

A very beautiful girl with good breasts and is a 10/10

Bro1”Yo you see that chick-ten over there” bro2 “oh yea I do dibs”

by Microsoft12 June 9, 2019

ten digits

Describing someone whose phone number isn’t saved as a contact in your phone.

Friend: how are things going with that guy you’re texting?

Me: he still only ten digits

by Kekefifi223 June 13, 2022

dropping ten pennies

The act of spreading false information, gossip, rumors, and bullshit to defame a person’s character.

Aunt Shirley is going around dropping ten pennies on her nephew to try to smear his good name.

by King Krilla September 23, 2022