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penguin tan

A tan that only covers one side of a limb/finger, while leaving the other side pale, similar to a penguin’s white front and black backside.
Dude, my Farmer’s tan is bad enough on my neck, but my penguin tan on my arm is insane. I should have tanned both sides.
by callmezeus June 21, 2022
mugGet the penguin tanmug.

The Great Spray Tan

A derogatory allusion to Donald Trump, evocative of both his over-use of spray tan to hide his elderly pallor, and his continual dishonesty.
One wonders how evil citizens of the U.S.A. must be, to elect The Great Spray Tan as their dictator.
by Nutty Peanuts November 6, 2024
mugGet the The Great Spray Tanmug.

light tan

White people from cities that don’t participate in white people “activities”
by NOVEL123 April 25, 2022
mugGet the light tanmug.

Tan-Tag

Tan-Tag:

A name for minors, especially/specifically in the workplace, refers to the color of the name tag. Only minors get the tan ones. Can also be referred to minors in general.
“Damn she’s fine, too bad she’s a Tan-Tag. :(“
“Man let’s bounce this place is full of Tan-Tags”
by MysticalPotato November 11, 2021
mugGet the Tan-Tagmug.

Cock tan

A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.

Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.
I am not going to the beach this summer until I at least get Cock tan.
by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011
mugGet the Cock tanmug.

Tan

A beautiful woman. Very ambitious and charismatic. She will steal your heart with just one glance. True hustler by nature. Loyalty is unmatched. Never let her go she's one of a kind.
Tan is the woman of my dreams. Don't get on Tan bad side, there's no coming back.
by Tan the real November 23, 2021
mugGet the Tanmug.

tan linda

you: *posts on your main story for the first time in months*

random old man who def should not have snap: "mamacita tan linda😍"
by cornball428 December 26, 2022
mugGet the tan lindamug.

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