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tom barber 

Someone who likes Cheese and can't stop pointing it out like a Mongoloid
you're such a tom barber
tom barber by Tom B. Sucks February 24, 2019
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Tom Hanksed 

An occurrence or action where one believes or insinuates consciousness on an inanimate object.
This woman I work with totally Tom Hanksed the technology in the office and made it seem as though it was consciously evil.

Tom Watson 

to choke

Named after Tom Watson's choke at the 2009 British Open on the final hole.
He should have made that shot, but he Tom Watsoned and missed.
Tom Watson by Sajak July 19, 2009

Tom Brady 

Another word for Satan. And imma tell you why he is clearly Satan. This dude was down in the Super Bowl 28-3 in the 3rd quarter. YOU CANT COME BACK AGAINST THE BROWNS 28-3 IN THE 3RD QUARTER! Also he did this with all white receivers! If you're playing a pick up flag football game, there is no way in hell you are winning with an all white receiving line. Tom Brady found a way to do that so there is your proof that he is Satan.
Tom Brady by TheRealPain March 20, 2017

Tom Deritis 

A hairy Man bear pig who loves Drinking.His Crew accumalates of Joe Hyland,Matt Gallo a bitch named Dan Macaleer ,John McClernon,Nick Mustaro of Audobon,Jay Gallus.Steve Bonofiglia,and Collin Powell.They are just a bunch of party animals who love keystone light and girls.Tommy is known for his hairy ass chest,and his massive amount of "Hulk" anger.Tommy aslo has two two foot tumas on his two tangled toes.Overall tom is a all around good guy and friend
Ayo Tom Deritis you got two two foot tumors on your two twitty toes
Tom Deritis by Joey Fingas September 15, 2009

Tom Rudd 

British Army slang for stand up buggery
Who's Tom Rudd? Tom Rudd? Isn't he in Harry Potter? Tom Rudd is army slang for standing up buggery.
Tom Rudd by Jim Smith UK October 15, 2019