“I worked late shift last night but someone in the drive through gave me a California Tip!”
“Let’s spark it!!
“Let’s spark it!!
by elitjsh February 2, 2018
Get the california tip mug.When you’ve gone to the toilet and finished your business, just to realise there is no toilet paper. So you have to walk out the bathroom to gather more rolls with your pants down just below crack level hoping no stinky business gets on your fresh threads and for some reason your tip toeing carefully not to arrouse suspicion of any one in the house.
Friend- I completely forgot to check for toilet paper before going to the lavatory the other day. So I had the pull of the greatest ‘stanky tip toe’ past my room mate while they were having a kip on the couch.
by Mrstealyo_husky March 14, 2018
Get the Stanky tip toe mug.The dreaded tip expectation that comes during the Christmas holiday season and is expected by every service provider, from the mailman to the hair stylist. Confusion abounds on who is actually worthy of this extra tip, how much, and when the cut off date is. More specifically, there is a magical day in December (before Christmas) when there is an understanding that it’s the usual tip and one hasn’t crossed the threshold of holiday tipping. Generally thought to be December 15th.
Jimmy raced to the barber to get his haircut on December 15th, knowing that the holiday tip expectation was upon him.
by Grant Rampus December 10, 2019
Get the Holiday tip mug.by Team Jan February 27, 2020
Get the soft tip fart mug.The definition of putting feces and sweetcorn on the tip of the penis, then anally penetrating a woman whilst mashing it into her ass.
by SparkFrosted November 7, 2020
Get the Chocolate Tip mug.To pre-tip the wait staff before service in order to receive better service or a better seat in the restaurant
by ThirdB February 11, 2021
Get the pre-tip mug.Pro tips are given out of fear. Fearing the worst possible case scenario and trying to place your fears to control others and make them believe what you believe and act accordingly.
Pro tip major la weez do not forget your luggage rushing on an airplane on an important business call or trying to make it home for your kids for Christmas. Security will think you are leaving a bomb and will take you out with no hesitation.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 31, 2022
Get the Pro tip major mug.