Golden State Warriors

former Philly team who had Wilt and won 3 NBA championships; had some decent teams and won their 4th NBA championship while in Oakland, but haven't been the same since the move in '70; no playoff berths since '94

The Warriors looked good in '03. But they'll suck in '04 since they didn't resign their good players.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

purple helmet warrior

a tall and proud thing of massive dignity, wears the helmet of the Nazi's in WWII only purple without the spike(so it can be put to good use without the pain)

James likes to fuck with the purple helmet warrior

by Colored Monkeys August 18, 2003

Last-word warriors

A person that finds an overwhelming need to ensure they have the last-word in an argument..

Last-word warriors.

Jane: that's not true..
Michelle: Yeah it is so!
Jane: What ever, I don't care..
Michelle: Good.
Jane: I'm going to bed.
Michelle: ..

by Cpt Yuki October 20, 2011

purple headed warrior

my wang

Come here and slurp on my purple headed warrior!

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot

A sexual practice in which one party sits on a toilet without the toilet seat down and enters the other party anally, creating a motion which drives the penetrating party deeper into the bowl of the toilet, away from the tank. Risks associated with Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot are principally associated with the penetrating party ‘riding too high’ and being injured by the lid to the tank as a result of aggressive movement.

I was Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot last weekend with my girl, and I didn’t pay attention and the damn tank lid hit me in the head.

by Woodworker6 March 12, 2022

One Stroke Warrior

When one sticks the penis in the vagina and instantly ejaculates after only one stroke on a consistent basis.

Jim: "So how was last night with Tony."
Eilis: "He's a one stroke warrior..."
Jim: "I'm sorry to hear this."

by ScruffyNuffy July 5, 2018

cell phone warrior

Person who, typically while driving, calls 911 for someone minding their own business on the side of the road typically asleep. See also cell phone hero.

"Hi did you call 911." "What?! Man I was just asleep." "God damn cell phone warrior!"

by Walker00791 August 16, 2017