Any item that clueless foreigners think is very cool in America, but is ultimately just Eurotrash garbage. While this term specifically references the stupid disco shades worn by many German immigrants, it can be used to describe the tight and unbuttoned shirts, fake leather shoes, and gel loaded hair. The word takes origin from but is not to be confused with Clout Goggles, a type of expensive glasses popularized by rappers, and Kraut, a traditional German food and slang term for Germans.
by SpoonfulOfKraut July 04, 2018
You know the new guy, Mark? I heard he's a Goggle Head. Just walks around his house with that thing on his head flailing his arms around. I hope he finds the help he needs.
by airfryer2020 June 05, 2023
The act of placing one's testicles on the bridge of another person's nose so that a testicle drupes over each eye to emulate goggles, especially those worn by world War two bomber pilots.
by Ishmael the orphan February 12, 2022
When a man places his nut sack onto the girls eyes and ejaculates into her mouth at the same time. He then pisses in her nose preventing her form breathing while fucking her box.
by Lilziv May 19, 2022
by WADO24 August 28, 2010
Superhero that doesn’t accept her super powers,but will only help you if you are drowning,sometimes her hydro flask goes missing and the she goes and looks for it and then her backpack goes missing.
by NotHaggard September 20, 2018
An intelligent human women who is captain goggles by day and captain pool by night. She gets her super hero power from eating Bush’s baked beans honey bacon flavor style. She will only save you if she’s near a pool. If you not by a pool just expect to not make it out. Sometimes clicks a pen to try and annoy people even though it doesn’t work.
by SCARFACE September 25, 2018