Tan

Acronym: Trash Ass Nigga

Andrew is such a Tan! He licked Taylors butthole in exchange for nice things.

by Mathieu E April 12, 2017

Tan

Orange-ish skin color, usually a result of sunlight exposure or use of a tanning spray

Wow, he's skin is so tan!

by Robotan November 22, 2021

Carolina Tanning Bed

Also known as a Kansas Backburner, it is an sexual position where two or more partners (of any sexuality) make fierce love on a bed of ants causing their skin to appear red and dark as if they recently came out of a tanning bed.

“You and Stacy still hanging out”
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”

by JackieChanIsAHero June 3, 2020

Joe Tan

A horrible mistake committed my to adults with Down syndrome. A nickname given to the retarded person in the group.

stfu joe tan ur shit and smell like it

by Cecon February 24, 2020

Poo-tan

When the body over time develops a small stain around the rectum. it is usually brown but it depends on each individual diet.

Ben:Oh babe! you’re really starting to get a poo-tan??
Jessica: well I’m not getting any younger!
Should I get it bleached ?
Ben: no honey I like you just the way you are ..
You’re poo-tan is fine.

by Naminator33 February 16, 2022

Feetkini tan

The tanlines you get when wearing flip flops or thongs

I can tell you were out in the sun all day your feetkini tan really shows

by king gooch April 25, 2010

Tan Tusk

A long piece of poop.

Ian: Bill I’m going to leave a tan tusk on your desk if you don’t stop being a monkey.
Bill: Keep it down.

by TanTusker November 9, 2017