shanghai surprise

Come on. Everyone knows that a Shanghai Surprise is when you take a shit in someone's toilet and instead of flushing, you just put the cover down. When the next person lift the cover to use the toilet, there is a nice shit waiting for them.

When my roommate went on vacation, I left him a Shanghai Surprise in his bathroom.

by AKHolland January 6, 2007

Sandbag Surprise

The act of doing a female doggy style and after you have finished you surprise her by grabbing a sandbag and dropping it on the back of her head to knock her out while yelling "Sandbag Surprise".

Dude did you hear about Veronica? I guess she just got out of the hospital, some doushebag gave her a Sandbag Surprise.

by i have done this before =] January 15, 2010

argentinian surprise

When you're pounding a girl in the ass and she doesn't want you to nut in her face so you take it out and spit on her back making her believe you already ejaculated then when she turns around BAM! Nut All Over That Face!!

Bro I did the freaking argentinian surprise on my girl yesterday she's so pissed but it was so worth it!

by jerusso December 9, 2008

Midnight Surprise

Secret acts of fun performed by girls, nationwide, at midnight. Origin: Trinity College in Hartford, CT.

(Term coined by DJ Underberg, NYC.)

i i i im your midnight surprise
better believe your eyes and get ready to play
i i i im your midnight surprise
goin to tantilize you in every way

by THE midnight surprise December 14, 2008

hanglide surprise

To lube up one's penis while hangliding with someone else in front of you, and inserting your penis into their butt while hangliding some 100 yards in the air.

We went for a vacation but Johnny gave me a hanglide surprise and missed his target, now I'm pregnant.

by bassbaboonist January 8, 2006

Habanero Surprise

You and your girlfriend decide to have chincken wings for dinner. You make sure and order the Xtra spicy wings. Once the meal is finished you fake wash your hands. Next you take your girlfriend into the bedroom and begin to finger her. Within 30seconds to a minute she will start to feel an excruciating burning sensation start to rage in her now throbbing pussy. It will most likely feel as if you have just set her pussy on fire with an industrial blow torch. She will scream "Fire!!! Fire!!" as she really thinks her pussy is in flames. You then begin the process of urinating all over her pussy to calm the blaze down.

Guy: hey honey those wings really got me horny.

Girl: I know what you mean!

Guy to friend: ... And then I fake washed my hands and gave her a Habanero Surprise!

Friend: Did you piss on that bitch to put out the fire??

Guy: Sure did!

by dick smeller June 13, 2008

[Prawn surprise]

The act of being surprised like a prawn. Ask yourself, how does a prawn run?

The surprise does not need to exist - this is simply a greeting and communication action, much like shaking hands and saying hello or making a joke mid conversation.

The prawn surprise is a favourtie when people a trashed and those not aware of the prawn surprise ask 'What is the surprise? It must be good!'

1. Prawn surprise - hold one hand in the air, wiggle your fingers and say 'surprise!' whilst looking happy and somewhat alarmed.

2. Call out 'surprise' to your friends who will respond by putting a hand in the air and saying 'surprise'

3. You are with friend and you ask 'What would a surprised prawn look like?' and everyone acts like a surprise prawn (Surprise!)

by Rastus McTavish March 31, 2009