nigger stained

The root of all the negroes. The short story of negroes, is as follows:

While one day, when thousands of white man worked at an oil refinery, one was fucking around by drilling holes too deep. All the white man were confused, and decided to check it out. That's when 5000 gallons of pure oil spat out of the hole, only to get ONE of the un-lucky white man, who later became permanently stained with the oil. He became furious because he was not white anymore, and started nigger staining everybody, and turning white people into what is now called "negroes". It is said until this day, nobody has found the original negro who was first stained.

Ku Kluxer 1: Holy fuckin' hell, we better get the hell outta here before we git nigger stained!

Ku Kluxer 2: FUCK THEM NAGGERS!!! *gets nigger stained* Holy fuck!

Ku Kluxer 1: DIE NAGGER!!!!!!!!

by Anonymouz November 19, 2006

stalingrad

when you take a shit in a brown bag, put it over the girls head and then fuck her belly button until it bleeds

Joe came home from a long day at work and preformed a Stalingrad on Sue.

by Jesuswrotethebible44 August 4, 2009

stainless steel

a knife

i'll shank you with my stainless steel blud

by your mum is fat August 14, 2008

crotch stain

A crotch stain is a stain usually on your under wear. If you have a really bad crotch stain than it will protrude onto ur pants. Crocth stains can consist of: pee, poop,blood,seamen, or all of the above. Doctors estimate you will get at least two a year.

* in a business offfice*
"Uh carl come here"
"Yeah joel?"
"You have a crotch stain."
"oh my god no way"
"im not lieing look for urself"
"thanks joel"
"no problem i had one last week"
carl ties a sweater around his waist till lunch break when he can change his pants.

by A wise woman February 1, 2007

textbook cum-stain

A textbook cum-stain is the visible splotch of cum spot left on a guy's textbook after he jacks off in class.

I remember having a lot of textbook cum-stains on my books in highschool. I still have some of them!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

stainful

the act of being a stain. To get shitfaced at a party, poop your pants, and then throw the party poo at your date.

That chick was so stainful, she started making out with the hood of my car.

by Stain March 15, 2005

drippin stains

Those lil' spots in the front of your blue jeans after a lot of heavy petting in the back seat at the drive-in.

Must have been a boring movie 'cause you've got a load of drippin stains, I see!

by Hoghead September 27, 2005