stalker

A games player who skulks about in the back ground looking for an opportunity to kill Mame and torture, usually has all the best guns on a game and all the best hiding places and probably put 30 quid into the online game to buy guns and characters and pretend that hes just great at the game, with the name Steven and sits to long phoning his girlfriend who usually fashion mad woman with a ring tone that would drop a horses anal contents half a field away.

That Stalker is a hacking bastard, he uses that gun again and i am out of here!

by shuggiedoox2 September 13, 2009

STALE FISH

When you shake someones hand and they give you a limp handshake, kinda like holding a stale fish...

Dude i shook corkys hand and he gave me a stale fish...

by Pepper 420 November 4, 2006

stale

not stoned or wasted, or under the unfluence of any drug or anything what so ever.

she was stale, but acted so stoned people believed her.

by jane carr and megan November 13, 2004

stale

Urine

Quoting Shakespeare:

"... Thou did'st drink
The stale of Horses, and the gilded Puddle
Which Beasts would cough at."
- Ant 1.4.497

by staleman May 13, 2005

stalker

a horrible horney fucking bastard who is a player and wants his dick to get some attention which we all know wont happen thank god

goes by the name of josh, (aka,frank,minnie mouse)who we all hate

by kristin June 25, 2004

anti-stalker

n. adj. one who pretends to not stalk while in the act of stalking.

"He had the nerve to say he didn't know this was my house. He's such an anti-stalker"

by TheBestWickedWitch December 27, 2011

stalker

emily sika

"you know that girl emily sika?"
"you mean that girl who is a stalker and likes everyones pictures and knows everything about everyone?"
"yeah, she appeared at my house last night"

by SUSANBANTHONY June 24, 2012