Nick Spencer

A really cool Mormon kid who dresses like a metrosexual.

Also known as Nick The Prick with the One Inch .... yeah.

A bitch.

A person who says a henna tattoo is real and put a bet on it... and loses the bet the next day.

A person who talks to dogs.

Hey so i was walking down the street and saw Nick Spencer, that dumb Mormon prick.

by MatBar April 13, 2010

Izquierdo-Spencer

Must meet 3 or more of the following:

*One who acts as if they were a female dog
*Wines all the time
*Trips friends as they pass in the hallways at school
*Wants all the women in the world
*Player with no game
*Mexican ethnicity
*Wheres a lame hat
*Wishes he could be cooler than Mike Painter

WOW did you see that, what an Izquierdo-Spencer!

by michael pain October 21, 2010

Beth Spencer

An anally based fungal infection. Symptoms include itching, painful bowell movements and particularly noxious anal gases.

I'm going to the doctors tomorrow, I think I have Beth Spencer.

by talbotratgirl March 20, 2011

Common Sense

A superpower that less than 10% of Americans posses.

Person with common sense: Puts on their blinker before they turn on the road
...
Person in the other 90%: Does not put on blinker, proceeds to cut you off, then swerves behind you and dangerously tailgates you.

by MeepyOwlMeeps May 7, 2018

street-sense

the ability of having a direction of where one is going in life for the greater good.

John has street-sense, because he has a plan that he is carrying out to ultimately succeed.

by J Sizzle C December 22, 2008

spender

an over-the-hill broken-down wheezy alcoholic on the egg radio forum who enjoys hitting on young women and then insulting them because they refuse his advances. See also "impotent asshole"

You outspendered yourself last week after chugging that jug of moonshine and then hitting on a 12 year old girl.

by shinigami senpai August 21, 2008

Spencer loves Julia

Hi, my name is Spencer. I am making this for the love of my life, Julia Ann Fleenor. I want to say that my love for her will never die or fade. When iI think about you ever leaving me I burst into tears. Even though we live in different states and have never seen each other, it feels like i have know and loved you my whole life. Us being in different states kills me. I promise on my life that when I am old enough and have the money I will go and see you. I am nothing without you. nothing more then another boy. I could write much more but i would probably bore you. I love you with all my heard Julia.<3

Spencer loves julia.

by Juliaismylife. July 28, 2011