Salmoneus

A person that farts to keep himself occupied.

Jim: Hey Jordan, whatcha doing.

*Jordan lets one rips and giggles*

JIm: Jordan, your such a Salmoneus!

by Jippa March 23, 2008

han solo

Going somewhere alone. Can be used in a variety of ways.

Person 1 "Who did you go with?"
Person 2 "No-one, I went hansie" or "I went Hans Solo", or "it was just me and Hansie"

by Rattler August 27, 2003

salmon face

a girl who uses so much make up that she looks like a salmon

"girl with too much make up walks past"

girl: FUCKKKKK check out that salmon face"

by fsdkkak July 20, 2010

Salmon Danglers

The flappy parts of ones va-jay-jay, which for some can hang extremely low. The first word 'salmon' is representative of the fishy sensation one smells/tastes.

Zara & Abby - "GET YA SALMON DANGLERS OUT!"
Random stranger - I can't my minky smells too much.

Abby/Zara - "Ju Slut, is that a dangler I can see peeping through your panties? Sort it out"

Julia - "I can't help it, they hang so low"

by abbyzarabeardesclam June 17, 2011

Salmon pudding

When you go fuck a girl ass pull out see you got shitty dick and decide to put yo shitty dick in her pussy

Just picture salmon pudding happening to you bitch

by Oool' Dirty Bastard March 25, 2017

solamona

Small dick loves getting men in bed.he loves cum in the bum and was the first fag ever born.

That fag is such a solamona

by YOUTUBE.COM/CONOR PIG August 29, 2017

Salmoning

When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.

My friend came over and we ate Chinese, that Kung Poa chicken had her salmoning on her way home.

by alarmchrono December 17, 2018