Soccer

A sport where the most athletic players play in the world instead of America but they are mostly young guys that have fake injuries and flop around the field.

Guy 1-What is that guy playing?
Guy 2-I don’t know he’s flopping around the field
Guy 3-Thats a guy playing soccer

by the_comrade_memepage March 10, 2019

Multiverse Soccer Mom

A Woman who derives sexual pleasure by fondling her own breasts or sexual male partners testicles

Aaiden: Man get a load o' this M.I.L.F., she's a real Multiverse Soccer Mom
Kayden: For Real?

by Papabear845 August 14, 2022

Soccer Karen

Soccer Karen; A Karen with athletic Karenability; typically spectating an athletic competition, in which her offspring compete.

" Dude; Melanie is such a fucking Soccer Karen ". " Her spawn sucks on the field and she is up the refs ass all the time ". " WTF? ".

by saavy chimp April 9, 2024

Soccer sweat

An asshole thats sucksthe dick of rustlord

What a soccer sweat

by YT_rippa May 5, 2019

Soccer

The wrong way to say football

Person 1: hey do you want to play soccer?
Person 2: ITS FOOTBALL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

by I_eat_dick October 15, 2021

soccer blitz

soccer blitz.

soccer blitz.

by Debskelly1985 May 10, 2023

Soccer Coach

Slang for “Anal trainer”

My soccer coach made it so hard to walk today

by TheDiabetic January 23, 2024