by jeffrombuffalo January 19, 2013
Get the Clitoris soccermug. Soccer moms are usually wearing sweaters and have long hair. If they arent hunting for after school activities to ruin her children's afternoon, she is screaming at a poor gamespot empoloyee for giving her kids a copy of gta. They think their kids are angels, and tries to keep them innocent, and by that i mean she doesnt let them watch tv at night, play video games or go on the internet because its "Full of porn and porn is bad". And to top that, she makes "healthy food" that should be something like a homemade soup or some toast, but is actually a fucking disqusting version of a big mac which is actually EVEN MORE UNHEALTHY. Dont try to drive away cause they will get your car destroyed and they will complain for a scratch
Soccer moms have a tendency to act like spoiled teenagers, because thats where their hopes and dreams died
by Densest August 4, 2017
Get the Soccer mommug. by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 30, 2022
Get the The Lebron James of soccermug. by thatsagreeeeatword June 15, 2022
Get the socceringmug. by Balls225 April 27, 2022
Get the bad at soccermug. by Jtrapingus December 9, 2021
Get the kiss a soccer boy daymug. The act of playing soccer without coaches, refs, and most rules/ regulations including no shin guards and sometimes no cleats.
by cherryboi97 May 8, 2014
Get the simple soccermug.