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smurf pillow

defines a person slept in wet pants and got blue dye on their pillow
Person 1: did you hear about person 3?
Person 2: Yeah, heard he woke up to smurf pillow
by Camebackwiththemilk August 1, 2023
mugGet the smurf pillowmug.

Purple cunt smurf

Smurfed, having caught a sexually transmitted disease after drinking fireball at packers
She went to the bar, met a guy and caught a purple cunt smurf
by Assilemann February 4, 2016
mugGet the Purple cunt smurfmug.

smurf a hammy

An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014
mugGet the smurf a hammymug.

Smurfed

To get blue balled. To get to the state of prime arousal only to be stopped short by the females unwillingness to carry out intercourse
Broooo, that bitch smurfed me last night. My nuts are still a bit achey this morning
by Sweetwater December 2, 2018
mugGet the Smurfedmug.

Smurf

A type of curse word used for brain rotted children who are 5 years old with mommys ipad with her secret tabs.
by Seb1245 March 14, 2025
mugGet the Smurfmug.

danny smurf

Danny"Teddy" Theodorow
Danny Smurf is coming to drink with us.
by Shitfuckfire June 16, 2020
mugGet the danny smurfmug.

Smurfing

The sexual act of choking ones partner until they turn blue.
Darling, I do love a good bit of smurfing!
by 123qweasdzxcrtyfghvbn May 23, 2015
mugGet the Smurfingmug.

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