smurf pillow

defines a person slept in wet pants and got blue dye on their pillow

Person 1: did you hear about person 3?
Person 2: Yeah, heard he woke up to smurf pillow

by Camebackwiththemilk August 1, 2023

Purple cunt smurf

Smurfed, having caught a sexually transmitted disease after drinking fireball at packers

She went to the bar, met a guy and caught a purple cunt smurf

by Assilemann February 4, 2016

smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

Smurfed

To get blue balled. To get to the state of prime arousal only to be stopped short by the females unwillingness to carry out intercourse

Broooo, that bitch smurfed me last night. My nuts are still a bit achey this morning

by Sweetwater December 2, 2018

Smurf

A type of curse word used for brain rotted children who are 5 years old with mommys ipad with her secret tabs.

ill smurf you up!

by Seb1245 March 14, 2025

danny smurf

Danny"Teddy" Theodorow

Danny Smurf is coming to drink with us.

by Shitfuckfire June 16, 2020

Smurfing

The sexual act of choking ones partner until they turn blue.

Darling, I do love a good bit of smurfing!

by 123qweasdzxcrtyfghvbn May 23, 2015