an unusual, unearthly being who is attracted to the certain animal of the donkey species. They like to visit their slumber alot, this is a person with a fat ass and no big bum bitches.
" i love it when you shrek so hard (very hard) on me. " " my shrek is very glazed and juicy, can you feel the sensations? " "my shrek gets full and fat when you vibrate on it" "can you shrek on me? (UwU) "
by hugobugorizzyler November 02, 2023
by goldenppballs June 10, 2022
Person 1: Hey dude, you smell like onions
Person 2: That is because I am shrek
Person 2: *slotters person 1*
Person 1: *dies a painful death*
Person 2: That is because I am shrek
Person 2: *slotters person 1*
Person 1: *dies a painful death*
by urmum100 December 14, 2018
by i have alargeshlonglikeyourmom September 20, 2021
Daddy shrek is kool
by Shrek lover 225 April 25, 2021
by FatAss DumbleDaddy December 15, 2019