shrek

the seggsiest person to be alive

person 1: woah is that shrek?
person 2: omg yes he is so seggsy

by Gdydudyeuejehfheheyry457 December 9, 2020

Shrek

A mixture of Coors beer and pickle juice garnished with a pickle.

Person A: What are you drinking?
Person B: A fresh Shrek!
Person A: like the movie

Person B: lol yea

by Johnny wu2 February 21, 2022

Shrek 5

The sequel to Shrek 4, but it is gonna be bad cuz there too many Shrek movies

Friend: Wanna see Shronket the third
Me: No cuz they replaced it with Shrek 5
All: EWW

by OOFA_BOOFA February 27, 2019

Shrek

God.

Shrek is god.

by Shrekisgod12344 May 25, 2021

Shrek Shit

When you take a green shit and process to take a bath in it

After we eat taco bell I'm gonna go take a shrek shit

by Qwanton336 May 4, 2018

Shrek

Shrek was a gift not a gift from God but God was a gift from Shrek

We love Shrek way too much

by The Quandale Dingle May 4, 2022

Shrek

A unit of time. A shrek is the length of the movie Shrek (In other words, 1 hour 35 minutes). Shrek is a currently unpopular measurement system that will hopefully grow to be used across the world during this decade

Son: "Mom, when will dinner be ready?"
Mom: "In half a Shrek, son." (47.5 minutes)

by Salmonellq April 26, 2020