shrek lord

My Dad

How’d you enjoy them Donk Momos, Shrek Lord?

by So super hot October 23, 2017

Shrek

A swanky ogre whe wants you off his land except if your name is peaches, He recently divorced Fiona for Peaches’ thicc ass

I can’t wait till shrek visits me at night

Peaches is married to shrek

by Robin Chris April 20, 2018

Shrekches

A canon OTP between shrek the ogrelord and Peaches (a sad little human being but she has shrek so who’s the real winner here)

Wow I totally ship shrekches
Shrekches is canon

by Shrek lover 200000 November 6, 2017

Shrekilicious

Something that tastes similar to onions.

That dumpling tastes shrekilicious

by Shrek 420 November 19, 2017

Shrek treasure hunt

One of the most godly games made for ps2. You get to play as shrek

Guy 1: hey dude wanna play shrek treasure hunt?
Guy 2: fuck yeah!

by Turbomemerider December 1, 2017

Shrek Shit

When you take a green shit and process to take a bath in it

After we eat taco bell I'm gonna go take a shrek shit

by Qwanton336 May 4, 2018

Shreked

When Shrek comes into your house and fills you with his molten onion.

Boy1:"Your stupid."
Boy2:"I hope you get Shreked."
Boy1:Gets raped by Shrek.

by Shreked fan99 May 6, 2018