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Soggy Shiitake

fresh out of a wet extra moist super hot steaming shower, the fingers are extra pruned, the balls shriveled and textured delightfully. You then begin to suck, suck the life out of the pruned digits and balls.
I love a good soggy shiitake after I scrub the dirt out of my fingers and the fuzz out of my toes.
by morgballs March 4, 2023
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happy shirt

A plain old shirt that is used for mastuerbation.
What is that your happy shirt? There are stains all over it.
by Noblewolf797 July 8, 2023
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Bertke Shirt

A shirt passed down East Grand Rapids families for centuries. Logos might be faded, but the memories live on. Perfect for parties, grilling brats, or mulching.
Holy sh*t! He's got a bertke shirt on at this party? Bro forgot to get the mulch off of it.
by anonymous August 23, 2023
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Red Shirt Man

Red Shirt Man is a character in the "Tra Rags Cinematic Universe". He is globally known world wide as "Red Shirt Guy, Red Shirt Man, Menace to Society and better known to his fanbase as Tra Rags. Red Shirt Man has been in over a thousand fights, one of them being a hard fought victory over Dunzledorf nigga. Red Shirt Man is currently he is the most powerful nigga in the Tra Rags Cinematic Universe having multiple super powers such as teleportation, being able to catch bullets, super human strength and obtaining the strongest fists that can injure/kill anybody on direct impact. His famous catch phrase is "what'ch you tryna get into?". As of today Red Shirt Man is considered an artist as well producing a song called "Never Diss Red Shirt" which currently has 1.1 million views on Youtube.
by IEMV September 30, 2023
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Saturday Night Shirt

A shirt that gays wear to the club on Saturday nights. They tend to be extra shiny, so as to attract more dudes.
1. "Hey dude, check out all the sequins on my new Saturday night shirt. I'm totally gonna attract mad guys"

2. His Saturday night shirt looked rather gay and shiny this evening.
by poopsavage September 1, 2011
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Down The Shirt

A game played by middle school boys to try to get the attention of a girl whom the are attracted to.
"Yo Finley, whats up?"
"Playing down the shirt with Beatrice."
by imthemoosie February 15, 2015
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urban dictionary t-shirt

The t-shirt Urban Dictionaryoffers as a product on its website. The definition of a word you find on their website can be printed on this shirt to you.

The t-shirt is defined as "Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton)."
Jackoff 1: Hey, I just got my new Urban Dictionary T-shirt. It has the definition of gay sex on it!

Jackoff 2: Oh, yeah? Well, mine has roast beef flaps on it!

Jackoff 3: Everyone loves my Urban Dictionary milf hunter T-shirt!

Downie Jackoff: I got a shirt with down syndrome on it!

Jackoff 4: I like my dick chicken shirt. What about you?

Jackoff 5: My mom took away my your mom T-shirt.

Ordinary, good-natured person: I don't have an Urban Dictionay t-shirt, but I have a nike just do it t-shirt with a nike swoosh on it!

(Jackoffs look at the ordinary person like a complete and utter retard)
by janjanmaniac October 7, 2016
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