scrat

a girl who is rat-like and skanky. she wears shorts you can see STDS falling out of, usually sports a mustache, and she hails from Alpha Omicron Pi

girl: "look at those scrats tricking around again"

by the-elite April 15, 2009

Pussy Scratcher

A gay nigga licks his boss's pussy so much in order to get some benefit at work.

B*n is such a pussy scratcher in the office, always sticking to his boss, Vacuum Pussy, and doesn't have to work so hard.

by Goaty or Doggy July 6, 2006

Secret Titties

A girl or tranny that stuffs her bra to have or make her tits appear larger.

My brother's flat chested girlfiend doesn't know that I know about her secret titties.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007

Super Secret Santa

When a mall Santa Gets a boner and tells the kid to keep it a secret.

Kid: Whats that in your pants Santa?

Santa: sshhh. If you be a good boy and don't tell your parents, you'll get a good present this year. Can you keep Santa's super secret santa a secret? *winks*

by Damionx October 7, 2008

secret sauce

The shit that mickey d's puts on their burgers and shit. and cool special moves that are your own.

Hit me with that burger toss cuz all i want is that special sauce

andrew, kick out your secret sauce

by nitf July 4, 2006

Scrat

A person who is jittery, squirrel-like, creepy, and twitchy. Often engage in menial, mindless tasks or projects, usually not completing any work, either due to uncontrollable twitchiness or lack of inherent thought.

A scrat may also vaguely resemble a mouse, chipmunk, or squirrel. Scrats usually have few friends as twitchiness and spineless brown-nosing are unappealing.

A scrat engages in sucking-up in order to appease his or her insatiable hunger for approval and a pat on the head. back, etc. This is because most scrats are talentless hacks and have sold their soul to Satan for the management job at local fast food joints or faceless, non-heathcare-providing, glass-ceiling, corporate ladder slaveries.

Co-worker #1: "Greg is such a wierd, freaky, twitchy guy, he's kinda like working with a spider. I don't really want to get too close, y'know?"

Co-worker #2: "Duh. He's a scrat."

by Luke the Nuke October 3, 2006

Scrathe

To rub the head of the penis over the roof of the mouth during fellatio.

"Ah yeah, baby, scrathe that cock!"

by Jacoby015 December 4, 2009