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seconds

(n.) A second helping of something, such as food or blowjobs.

(n.) Products that have a fault, and have had the price adjusted accordingly. Manufacturers seconds.
I came back for seconds



I found some neat stuff in seconds- a shirt with three arms, trousers with one leg longer than the other, boxers with a hole in the back, boots without bottoms, it ruled!
by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004
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jonas secrets

(n) 1. A place where people (now known as 'creepers') can let out their secrets about the Jonas Brothers. Modeled after Post Secrets.
2. Used to be a great place, but now is full of crazy psychopaths who don't know what the fuck they are talking about anymore.
3. A facebook group that people use to worship Candis Leigh and Nichole Honer
4. A place full of noobz
5. 5 too many groups on facebook
Nick: It looks like some girls are following us.
Kevin: I really hope none of those are Jonas Secrets girls, they might try to rape us.
Joe: That girl looks like Candis, let's ask for an autograph!
by asdfggfdsa123456789 December 23, 2008
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second hand sex

When someone experiences sexual intercourse indirectly.
Those people in the next room are fucking and I can hear them. I'm a victim of second-hand sex
by maddox February 16, 2005
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30 Seconds to Mars

An American rock band.

Line up: Jared Leto (lead singer, guitar)
Tomo Millicevic (guitar, keyboard)
Matt Wachter (bass)
Shannon Leto (drummer)

Released debut album 30 Seconds to Mars in 2002
Followed up with A Beautiful Lie in 2005

The band are just starting their first headlining tour across America.

Their fan base is known as the Echelon.

They have the coolest glyphs ever!
I've been rocking out to 30 Seconds to Mars all night!
by tastes_of_ink July 26, 2006
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seckin

Poeple with the name seckin have got a very large dick, and are also very handsome.
"Seckin" is awesome
by Zakhoff February 24, 2017
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30 Seconds of Madness.

A catchphrase preached almost religiously by a fucking bald knobjockey infront of a undeserving school audience.
"Okay guys. Premature ejacluation. 30 Seconds of Madness. (or pleasure) is all it takes. Just like when I'm in bed with my poor wife."
by 30secondsoflove August 19, 2007
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Super Secret Alec Baldwin Juice

No one really knows, because it is super secret.
dude, that right there is some super secret alec baldwin juice!
by word=word March 29, 2010
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