Sebastian

Always has a hard fit

Person 1: “Did you see Sebastian the other day?”
Person 2: “No, was his fit hard?”
Person 1: “No”
Person 2: “Then it wasn’t him”

by LeCap March 21, 2024

Sebastian

A fatass that loves to insult you he is seb an idiot and moron and blames all his problems on you

"This is all your fault for not giving me your work"

this is what Sebastian says: Om nom nom, fuck you, Kill yourself, are all the things he says he also plays cheeseburger simulator

by JimmyGoesBang April 3, 2024

Sebastian

greeeeen, fuck nigga

jk hes gay as fuck

"that's the gayest man ive ever seen"
"nah that's just a Sebastian"

by bloobboobs April 18, 2024

sebastian’d

to get beat, pissed on, and given an sti

“no he really fucked her up. he sebastian’d her big time.”

by mamaguanabanana April 23, 2024

Sebastian

A cocky dude that loves dick

That is a Sebastian

by sigma.thegreat April 30, 2024

Sebastian

Fucking insane, bro will lie about whatever comes to mind because he can. Hey will never keep a girl due to him being a fucking idiot. Everyone, everywhere, doesn’t believe a thing that comes out of his mouth and he’s a bit of a whore.

Billie eilish- I don’t know that kid
Jack black- me neither
Eminem- who tf is Sebastian
Rock- I think the kid might need help

by “Chaw star clear for a bit” June 6, 2024

Sebastion

A mighty valorous knight who bravely defends da castle from da parapets atop da walls.

King Arthur reportedly had so many chivalrous warriors at his famous round table dat we do not know for sure who all sat there; let's hope dat da noble Sebastion had da honor of being among them.

by QuacksO July 7, 2024