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cuddle swag

When someone wants to cuddle so badly yet they want to look cool. So instead of enjoying it, they act like they don't care or that it's whatever.
"Last night I had some major cuddle swag."
by Kelsothy Puckett February 24, 2014
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Unwarranted Swag

When a person, usually male, walks around carrying more swagger than their body is intended to hold. The most common form of this occurs in sports, when someone constantly surrounds themselves with great athletes and is basically along for the ride to a championship - causing them to believe they were the sole reason their team won.

No one knows why, but great athletes continue to accept the invitation to join his team. The offender of this misdemeanor crime can be easily spotted. His team will be winning, and he will be 5 times slower than the rest of the competition. He will also be the only person talking shit, despite being the worst player on the court/field/etc...

This would be equivalent to Luc Longley talking shit and walking with a limp because Jordan, Pippen, and company won him multiple championships.

This phrase originated in North Central Ohio... but has spread like a wildfire across the country due to the constant desire for losers to be seen as winners.
Andrew: "Is that guy really good? He's walking around like he owns this gym, but he looks like a tool"
Eric: "No, he's got a severe case of unwarranted swag. He was officially diagnosed last year, but is in denial."
by anonymous October 24, 2011
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Mango Swag

(n} A colloquilism of the phrase "Man got swag", originating in Bristol
"That's a nice Orangina cap you're wearing. Mango Swag"
by Haffnaff September 3, 2012
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Swag money23906

Gay for Matt (aka L1mbo)
swag money23906 sucks at seige
by L1mbo March 28, 2020
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Swag pirate

A massive cunt who steals other people's swag in an attempt to be accepted by society but fails miserably because they're a useless piece of shit that can't do anything
by Starker March 30, 2017
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Suga Swag

A type of swag that can kill you!! Suga the fire spitter is the KING OF SWAG
Bish Suga Swag is the best Swag PERIODT
by 🍒~Choi Min Chim~🍒 December 28, 2020
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Country Swag

When someone dresses/acts as though they are from the hood and may even reside in the hood but have a southern accent and enjoy and partake in activities that are considered favorite past times of people from the country or rural areas such as, four-wheelin’, hunting, fishing, or muddin’
“Wow! Terrell has that “country swag’ wearing those Jordan’s while four-wheelin’”
by SMacMiller November 24, 2020
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