slumper

a person who slumped. A person who is doing something that is lame, embarrassing, rude, annoying, or anything less than perfect.

"omg last night you were SUCH a slumper!"
"I can't believe you did that, slumper."

by completeslumper January 17, 2017

Slumpkin

Sumpkin- The act of a female pleasuring a man's asshole with her tongue while he urinates.

"Dude i asked Angie for slumpkin tonight."

by JohnnyPotSmoker69 July 27, 2009

Cabbage stumps

An old phrase referring to the legs

My cabbage stumps are sore.
Put some trolleyags on those cabbage stumps!

by JordanR February 19, 2007

Shumped

When you cum on someone (face,mouth,etc.) and the partner wasn't expecting it and in a fit of rage collects the cum in their hand and then slaps the other partner in the face.

After I busted in her mouth she spat it into her hand and shumped me in the face.

by AFROSAMURAI05 May 13, 2016

skump

A skeet-dump, when one is jerking off while taking a dump. This person then finishes in the toilet while still partaking in the dump.

"Bro you were in the bathroom for a while were you skumping?"

"Shit happens."

by skumpboy87 April 13, 2017

slump

a wide variety of meanings;to have sexual intercourse,to get insulted,or be assaulted of physical contact,or a emotion.

1.i feel slump!(weak,tired,lazy,sick)
2.lets slump?(to have sexual intercourse)
3.he just got slumped.(hit,or assaulted)
4.that's slump.(gay,stupid,boring,corny)
5.look how slump he/she is?(fat,ugly)

by mr clamfield August 5, 2009

Stumpy Steel Arm

RULES:
1) Only allowed to use the same elbow
2) Hit oppenents upper arm in which they are hitting you with.
3) Winner is the person whose oppenent gives up OR falls off his chair. (MUST BE SITTING DOWN DURING GAME TIME @ ALL TIMES)
4) No swinging of the stump ONLY POKING
5) If you miss it still counts as a attack
6) Enjoy responsibly STUMPY STEEL ARM
made by BEN L & DOM G

We at B&D's are hoping you will enjoy this game. If you need practise at Stumpy Steel Arm, bully the smaller and younger people.

by BEN L & DOM G June 11, 2007