Jorgen Von Strangle

(noun) character in The Fairly Odd Parents who has a massive, muscular erect cock that he uses as a secondary wand to bitch slap any fairies in the face.

He also has a lust/love for ten year old Timmy Turner.

"I CAME" said Jorgen Von Strangle, as he flexed his muscular cock in everyone's face.

by Penis McGee Gilligan II February 14, 2008

Stange

Disease: Medical Term:
Form of Swine fever affecting only the buttocks area of pigs.
Corruption of Sty Mange.
Caused by sitting in seats at Bramhall Lane too long waiting for a goal.
Effecting the out layer of skin on piggie buttocks.
Producing sores, reddening of the area and massive swelling.
Also known as: Sty Rash; Sty Mange; Blade Mumps; Blange.

It's a sad case Doctor.
He was sat so long at the sty, waiting for the Blades to score, his buttocks have swollen and he's now suffering from Stange.

by UTO November 18, 2004

Strang

A new and often fatal drug made by inhaling the propellant used in cans of silly string.

"Try that strang, man."
"Wanna get strung out on strang after school?"

by Miruki March 5, 2009

Stranger Friend

Someone who is your friend on a social networking website (such as Facebook or Myspace) but when you see them out in public you don't talk to them because you're too embarassed to introduce yourself with the line "Hey. I don't know you but we're friends of Facebook."

"I totally should have talked to that chick. She's one of my stranger friends on MySpace."

by MacDintons4Life May 1, 2009

strangers with benefits

A description of a situation in which one or both parties are not aware of each other, but when it is convenient they engage in sexual activity.

Unbeknownst to James as he walked home on a Tuesday he was about to become strangers with benefits with Armando his neighbors Great Dane.

by Luw999 October 11, 2013

The perfect stranger

It's much like the stranger technique but more advanced. When performing the stranger, one sits on their hand until it falls asleep then "rubs one out" so it feels like someone else giving you a handjob. Using this technique one lays on their stomach until their genitals fall asleep then "rubs one out" to simulate giving someone else a handjob.

Cromer had never had the perfect stranger but once he tried it, he agreed that it really was like giving some else a handjob.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate October 22, 2016

stranglehold

1. (Wrestling) a wrestling hold in which a wrestler's arms are pressed against his opponent's windpipe.

2. complete power or control over a person or situation

His stranglehold is very good. He has been training for 4 years.

by Sherlock2389 January 14, 2014