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Freshman Two Step

A way of walking most high school and college freshman learn during orientation week to get to their classes as fast as possible without a class or test being missed. This method of walking up steps includes taking one step over two stairs. This walk up the steps makes your time twice as short and your legs twice as muscular while still getting to class on time (close enough at least). This way of walking up stairs also is learned when not knowing the campus well, creating stress on this freshman, pressuring them into an east coast mentality when it comes to getting to class. This condition is mostly worn off by the summer of the freshman's first year, for they finally know the campus well enough to not freak out.
On the stairs to the college library;

Sophmore; Hey, what the hell man!

Freshman; Sorry, bro!

(turns to his friend) Sophmore; Dude, what the hell was that guy's rush?

Friend; Oh don't worry about him. He just learned the Freshman Two Step.
by TheVintageguy May 22, 2013
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step-great-grandparent

1. The parent of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepparent of one's grandparent.
My step-great-grandparent is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Bayou Quick Step

Like a normal quick step, followed by a burning case of swamp ass.
Judging by the way Nick is walking, that wasn't just any quick step, that was a Bayou quick step.
by ColumbiaB December 2, 2010
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Redneck Step over

When doing a girl doggy style, one takes a foot and places it on the back of her head. hence the redneck step over
guy #1: what did you do last night?
guy #2: I gave that girl from the bar the redneck step over
guy #1: sweet!
by seph_spike September 30, 2011
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The 6 Step Shuffle

A game played by males where 6 men take turns stomping on another man's testicles. There is no clear end to this game.
The 6 Step Shuffle is the reason I can't have kids.
by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016
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coolest step dad

I have the coolest step dad ever, like if I had a different step dad, I would punch him and go find JOSHUA coy
by Zinrn November 13, 2020
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step the f back

To tell someone to step back from someone aggressively who is all up in your face.
"You need to step the f back or else I will turn u inside out just like that guy's shirt over there."
by theotherannoyingone May 29, 2023
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