Spaghetti Onion

An unnecessarily complex analogy illustrating the intricacies of solving complex problems.

Trying to figure out Medicare is like a spaghetti onion. It’s when you’re peeling the onion to reveal the spaghetti inside, only to get through all the spaghetti and to reveal more onion.

by That girl 77 November 9, 2023

Jimmy Spaghetti

He is hella gay and plays too much apex. He should touch grass. Jimmy also always gets ratio'd like a bozo.

That guy gets no bitches, that must be Jimmy Spaghetti

by ooofer123 February 7, 2022

Spaghetti Blowjob

When you give a blowjob right after eating very saucy spaghetti and gag on that thang, causing the spaghetti to make a reappearance; throwing spaghetti up during a blowjob.

"Yea I had a date with my girl lastnight!"
"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"

by SpaghettiMaster69 April 21, 2025

spaghetti gc

a bunch of closeted inniters who can’t spell “god bless” who worship spaghetti and a fanfic

“I just joined a new gc on Twitter! It’s lots of fun”
“Oh what is it called?”
“The spaghetti gc”
“I hope you get better soon”

by justsummr April 13, 2021

Alfabety spaghetti

Commonly associated with Rimmer angry at Lister for sleeping with his mum. Generally happens when something out of your control accures.

Bob: Hey Jeff
Jeff: You slept with my girlfriend

Bob: Yeah, she was awesome

Jeff: Alfabety spaghetti

by Profes.Bob: Professor of ballt July 13, 2023

Spaghetti

Sloppy Italian sex

Guy 1: Hey me and my wife are going to do the spaghetti tonight
Guy 2: Cool me too

by You'reAIdiot January 20, 2020

Spaghettied

When you feel a whole lot of emotions like in love, nervousness, terrified, surprised you feel like you'll fall on the floor like spaghetti

Simp: awh man here comes Ashley! Oh I'm gonna become spaghettied !!

by GoonieDaddy March 22, 2022