Burn rubber

Where you fuck a woman by pumping at a tremendous rate often with a rubber on.

John said he was going to burn rubber.

by Deep blue 2012 August 23, 2010

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rubben studdard

american idol winner with the world's most stupid song, sorry 2004. an example of songs stupidness:

*rubben bumps intome on street*
me: yo watch yourself fatass
ruben: im sorry, 2004 ...

by william chou March 5, 2004

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Ruben

Pulling a Ruben is a term used about men masturbating

"Hey Where are you going?"
"I'm going home to pull a Ruben"
"Oh I did that 2 hours ago"

by the cool gang April 21, 2010

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The most awesome person in the whole world you could ever meet. He has the kindest heart and will always put a smile on your face. He is a child of God and has a deep love for God; a Christian. He is so hilarious and no matter what will have you laughing like crazy. He is defiantly handsome with those side burns and nicely trimmed beard of his. He will warm your heart with his beautiful voice as he sings to your soul. He could never lie to you only because he'd never have a reason to; he's always truthful. He is Puerto Rican with his dark tan gorgeous skin. He is smart and charming and very sweet, he always knows the right things to say. He is a lady's man, he could win any girl's heart. He's there when you need comfort, he's your shoulder to cry on or your laugh when those tears need to go away. He truly can be you're dream boy, he's absolutely perfect. Hes down to earth and will always be real to you. He is extremely respectful and the biggest sweetheart to ever meet, he may be super silly like 24/7 but that's what makes him-him, and he'll never disappoint you ever. He's extremely happy all the time, nothing gets him down. He's super friendly so like of course he'll be the one to come up to you first and talk to you and sooner than later you two will be laughing together and become good friends :)

I'll just be straight forward now:

-He is truly thee most amazing guy. :)

Jaimie: Do you know Ruben Melendez?

Alicia: Yes, he always makes me laugh like all the time!

Jaimie: Yeah I know right!!! Guess what?

Alicia: What?

Jaimie: I actually think he's finally fell for someone..

Alicia: No way!!! I've had like the biggest crush on him for like ever! Who is she?

Jaimie: ....Thalia? I'm sure thats her name.... but yeah like he's got her heart ;)

Alicia: Dang, I swear that girl is lucky.

by sweetly4trm June 21, 2011

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Rubber Lips

Lips dat you can buy at da supahmaket juss incase your lips are to big or too small and you cant eat yo food. You can also use dem in extra large if u wanna use dem as suction cups so you can stick to windows like spidahman

Chaplan: yooooooo my lips is no small, now i cant eat my soup juss like i wanted to.
Lance: ya u can juss go buy some rubber lips at da supahmaket. Dats what i did cuz my lips was too small, and now i can hang from da skyscrapers wif my lips!
Chaplan: THANKS LANCE!

by ingredient B May 4, 2009

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