Lord of the Rings

the most incredible fantasy books ever written. written by J.R.R. Tolkien the most amazing fantasy writer ever.

I love Lord of the Rings.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Ring toss

When two people gently touch anus to anus.

Bro, we ring tossed all night and now my legs are killing me

by Skcilttub August 23, 2018

ring-thirsty

When a woman or man in a serious relationship is so thirsty for an engagement ring it consumes them.

Shannon: Do you think he'll propose for my birthday? He has to. Either way the wedding is almost completely planned.

Steph: Girl, you need to stop being so ring-thirsty.

by Citrus Kobe February 19, 2017

the engagement ring

When a man wraps his shaft around his finger.. HA HA HA

My boy Pasfield wraps his penis around his finger claiming it's the engagement ring cos it's bigger than a wedding ring..

by Boy Hampster windsor September 9, 2009

dime'n ring

An object, made by putting a dime inside a completely unfolded $1 bill, and then making the $1 bill into a ring shape, imprisoning the dime.

I really like a dime'n ring, when it comes to spending.

by Seshie January 26, 2009

One Ring

One Ring is the ring that Sauron wants, Frodo has, and Fellowship defends the latter.
A gold ring with inscriptions on how to make Sauron have a complete form.

Frodo: I have the One Ring.
Gollum: My Precious.

Spell Breaker: *taking the One Ring* I stole your Precious.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

Ring Butter

That odiferous, amalgam of shit and sweat around the anus. Known for its hallmark itch and prompting of an occasional re-wipe.

Got the worst case of ring butter. Just could not get my ass clean this morning and working out made the perfect combination.

The ring butter made the drive home a long itchy one.

I dug a little deep to itch the ring butter and gave myself one hell of a skid mark.

by Dick Onchin January 9, 2022