Qualified Racist

A person that thinks they have earned the right to make derogatory statements about another race or culture because of their relationships.

Ted: What's up with wetbacks always wearing jeans and having mustaches?
Bill: Dude, why would you say that?
Ted: No it's cool, I'm dating a Mexican girl.
Bill: Oh, I wasn't aware that you were a qualified racist

by dkinirvine December 17, 2012

Chicken Racist

Someone who prefers one chicken over another chicken when in reality ALL chicken is created equal.

That guy is such a chicken racist, he perfers friend chicken over rotisserie chicken!!!!!

by Sidsidsid November 8, 2019

pocket racist

A friend or acquaintance who often uses subtle racist or stereotyping remarks, usually said jokingly to a minority friend. These are typically brushed off as not being serious or acceptable because the speaker has claimed to not be racist in any way.

Greg- "Hey girl, you can do ma nail fo five dolla?"
Asian Friend- "That has never been funny any of the times you've said it. Stop being such a pocket racist."
Greg- "Okay, just stop squinting already!"

OR

Greg- "Want a brownie, brownie?"
Indian Friend- "No, pocket racist."

by libersity November 22, 2009

self racist

when yourself makes fun of your own race

The janitor was a self racist janitor

by dsv182 March 24, 2015

White cops are racist

RIP

Most cops are racist white cops are racist

by user282726373822 May 30, 2020

bacon racist

A person who will only eat pork bacon and thinks all other forms, turkey, soy, etc., are disgusting and will not eat them.

"Hey dude, you got any bacon?"
"Ya but its turkey bacon."
"That's cool. I'm not bacon racist."

by Cherrii 13 May 10, 2014

Woke racist

Gratuitously unpleasant behaviour towards white people because of their race, usually 'performed' by other white people.

"The New York Times capitalises 'black' while not capitalising 'white'. Honestly, that's so woke racist."

by Old Phardt August 27, 2021