royal english breakfast

Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.
Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.
by Eeeeeeeen May 09, 2017
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Royal Slide

The act of pouring cooking oil on the floor of a men's room stall then getting on all fours and forcefully sliding back and forth so to satisfy both the occupied glory holes on either side of the stall. Typically mid-way through the 15 minute session the "stall beast" rotates 180 degrees so that both men get a shot at his anus and mouth. This act is usually performed in truck stops but occasionally in more upscale places such as rap concerts and trailer parks.
Man we stopped at a truck stop on I-40 near Raleigh and the line to ride the "Double Royal Slide" was out the door. I'll swing by on a 2 for 1 Tuesday."
by SlyBoots1414 August 03, 2021
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Disco Royale

One of the best virtual concert experiences you'll ever get. Created by the best Fortnite Creative builder and will steal hours of your time.
Ayo, ready to head out to the disco royale concert my g?
by Mister Omega December 28, 2021
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Royal elite all stars

A terrible experience. 1 out of 5 stars. Pretty much hell. Anyone who went here I hope your recovering well. #justchooseude
“Hey did you hear royal elite all stars lost?”
Yeah what else is new”
by Royal_hater December 19, 2021
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Royal elite all stars

A terrible experience. It’s hell but 5x worse. I’d rather kms then spend another day. If you went here I hope your recovering well. #justchooseuniteddream
“Hey did you hear royal elite all stars lost at comp?”
Yeah what else is new”
by Royal_hater December 19, 2021
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Guardian of the royal bowels

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool
King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.
by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024
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Royal Empire of Rœvaan

Royal Empire of Rœvaan, where even is that?
by Gottüberallesπ April 01, 2021
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