Premeditated Retardation

The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.

Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.

by Psycho-J November 23, 2004

crack head prices

When something is sold at a price far below market value. It is as if the seller is so desperate for drug money that he/she is willing to sell the item at any price regardless of how rediculously low.

"I just got 50 inch plasma screen T.V. at that yard sale! It was like crack head prices over there."

by SOME____1 May 2, 2007

pay the iron price

To take a item by force while owner is present, not paying for it with money, gold, or service.

I did pay the iron price for this chain by leaving him bleeding on the floor.

by Youngjayhova November 4, 2013

Lt. Bruce Price

1. Term for one who has more equipment on their belt than in the ambulance.

2. Slang for competent Paramedic

3. Slang for "Yes Man"

4. One who looks as if he is 70's Porn star

Synonyms: Batman, Bruce Price, The Pricer, Dumbass

Look at all that shit on his belt
is he a Lt. Bruce Price jr

by Jolt3333333 March 24, 2009

The price of tea in China

A common form "what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?", is a retort to an irrelevant suggestion. This facetious usage implies that the topic under discussion might as well be the price of tea in China for all the relevance the speaker's suggestion bears on it.

Suzie: I love my new skirt!
Anne: I know! I love my new shirt!
Beth: Look at this hot guy on my phone!
Suzie: What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

by 78ma87 September 27, 2015

pricetentious

used to describe a product or service which has been overpriced to create the appearance of value; something that is not nearly as valuable or important as it is made out to be.

'that bar is so pricetentious - do you know how much they charge for a cover? and once you get inside, you'll see - it's totally not worth it'

by E. Kavanagh January 15, 2009

price scar

The part of the price tag sticker left on a gift when you are unsuccessful in peeling it off.

Damn, she'll never believe these flowers aren't from tesco - I made a price scar.

by badrain March 1, 2009