poptard

an extremely peppy and probably very annoying retard. most likely eats a lot of poptarts

gosh jane, you're such a poptard!
oh my god that poptard is SOO annoyingly happy!

by shmane January 12, 2010

poptard

a clever mix between retard and pop tart...because they go together so well

hey poptard, want a pop tart? No? You're gay.

by donald anderson January 13, 2010

Poptart

A popular toaster pastry that comes in a wide variety of flavors. Its imperative that anytime one is seen out of its wrapper, "POPTART" must be screeched.

Friend: "Yum, a Poptart"
You: "POPTART!!!"
Friend : *cowers with fear at noisy friend*

by MEEEP!KATZEN! July 9, 2010

Poptarted

To the point where you get so high and so drunk your past krunk. And you crave for poptarts.

"Ya i'm so fucking poptarted"

"Yo what you doing tonight?" "I'm gettin POPTARTED!" "Can I come?"

by bminor June 20, 2011

Ali Potter

The act of chewing gum with Jesus.

Naww man, cant come, im gunna go Ali Potter.

by Jesus<3syou December 8, 2010

Swedish Poptart

A masseur that sticks a finger in your badonkadonk and breaks 2 of your scrotums.

Dear Hotel Staff/ Manager,

Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart.

by Folfsky October 22, 2011

harry potter

a horney pothead who likes hermione's boobs

harry potter sux ass

by Chilvan Kiyama December 30, 2003