Poop Driving

When you are driving your car like an idiot because you are going to shit your pants.

Officer: Sir do you know you were going 80 mph in a 25 mph zone?
Driver: of course officer, I was going to shit my pants
Passenger: He was poop driving sir.

by Mina Minogue July 24, 2008

Poop Flakes

Airborn fecal matter expelled during flatulation.

"Dude! You just got Poop Flakes in my eye!"

by The Mystery Gang March 25, 2009

wet poop

poop that isnt solid. wet poop normally occurs after a long night of drinking

Man...after all that beer last night...i had wet poop this morning

by BohMan February 11, 2008

poop splash

When you drop a deuce and the water splashes up and hit's your butt hole.

I just dropped the kids off at the pool and got poop splash all over my ass!

by Big Daddy Hammer Fist October 16, 2008

poop soup

A combination of dog and cat loaves picked up in the yard and cooked over a campfire. The bowl weevils and roundworms really make this a tasty treat.

"I put the poop soup back in fido's butt, where it came from."

by Running out of patience April 8, 2007

fire poops

Explosive fecal matter, that happens after eating spicy or questionable food. It leaves the anus in scatter shot form covering the entire toilet in bown small cunks that penetrate deep into the water. It will burn your ass hole like no other sensation. The burning feeling will last hours so be ready for a long night of the fire poops

Bro I had some bad burritos and now I have some major fire poops

by Thepoopsloreguy May 24, 2018

poop pebble

the small bits of hard shit that fly out of your ass super fast after you haven't gone number two for a few days.

'dude thats a hard poop pebble'
'I just made a really hard poop pebble'

by wigglenips November 22, 2013