Hangover Poop

the closing to a lingering hangover. As your body is tired of throwing up the alcohol, it decides to poop it out instead.

Today i dropped my hangover poop and i felt normal after last nights party.

by Jolly Lollipop August 17, 2011

ghost-poop

When after pooping, you go to wipe and there is nothing on the toilet paper.

"Dude that was such a quick poop!"
"It was a ghost-poop thats why."
"Ohhhhh I love those"

by buttmonkey930 August 21, 2013

Urinal Poop Swoop

Accidently having an anal evacuation in a urinal, then either picking up the poop and hiding it, or leaving the area and pretending that nothing ever happened...

Luigi: " Jim pulled a Urinal Poop Swoop the other day, at the office, and left a big dukey in one of the urinals!"

Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"

by GrandPoop September 17, 2010

Poop

Early English term for "substance that emits from anus".

I shall poop on thee!

by PersonWhoIsSomething-Lizterine January 30, 2005

poop

P - People
O - Order
O - Our
P - Patties

Causing them to poop!

by The Dalai Lama June 10, 2007

what the poop

an expression substituting a curse for poop
WHAT THE POOP

WHAT THE POOP! poop what the ? hi

by BARBRA STREISAND June 10, 2008

poop schedule

when you make sure you poop at the same time everyday. you usually have to plan out what you eat and when you eat it. it comes in handy when you know you are going to be around people for a while.

example 1: person 1: "now that school has started again, my poop schedule is all out of whack"
person 2:"tell me about it brah"

example 2: person 1: Tom asked me to go to dinner with him tonight, but i said no.
person 2: why not?
person 1: it interferes with my poop schedule.

by lorielle September 24, 2007